[fleamontpotter]

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

[marauders4evr]

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

[yaneela]

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

[fleamontpotter]

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

[autismserenity]

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

[jordanparrished]

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

[fleamontpotter]

it’s that time again lads

My feminism has nothing to do with men. It is not defined as “equality for all genders”. It isn’t even about equality. I don’t want to be equal with men because I don’t like or want this patriarchy men have. My feminism is about liberation for all women, and an end of the oppression of all women, including women of color, immigrants, lesbians, and trans women. It is about equity- doing what is necessary to ensure everyone has a quality standard of life, has their human rights respected, and is free from oppression. I am not into definitions of feminism that are aimed at making feminism appear non-threatening to men. It IS threatening to them, and it should be.

Havlová commenting on this article. 

LOVE this definition of feminism!

(via lipsredasroses)

[ricksflag]

this is great

[rich-homie-john]

wow a dramatic twist of fate

[colachampagnedad]

im reblogging this for everyone who wanted to see them get jumped

[cyclonelouis]

danielle must have learnt her acting skills from ‘the office’ seeing as her go to move is staring straight into the camera

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

[satanicblowjobs]

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[steverogcrs]

RIP to the greatest meme of all time. The father of all memes. The Dicaprio meme. (1994-2016)

[lesbianrey]

they called it….the meme of dreams

[pringlesaremydivision]

#lol but like#what if we did the reverse#i’m just picturing a bunch of scientists#no longer experts in mitochondria#now they’re mitochondria fan girls#i love it (via @brainsandbooshay)

[rudescience]

“This is professor Aldridge, he is a fan girl in vacuum energy and cosmic superstrings, and highly acclaimed physics trash in the quantum phys fandom”

[theactualcluegirl]

Experiment for the day – how fast can I get banned from Wikipedia?

[astrosloth2016]

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

[zufallstreffer]

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

[mrswaylandworld]

THIS IS YOUR LAST NIGHT Y'ALL

[ashavahishta]

reblog this and write in the tags what nice thing you’ll do for yourself when babygate ends 

unlike Snape …

[lunasloveisgood]

[askmeifimadalek]

Can we take a moment

The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …

… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,“Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…”

[daftwithoneshoe]

I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”

[holligenet]

#alcohol was involved i guarantee it

• Severus *enters the room noticeably disheveled*: Sorry I’m late, I was doing stuff
• James *enters the room, also disheveled*: hE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

[asgardeer]

also, credit to sirius for fucking noticing that tiny ass mouse is missing a finger by looking at a mediocre quality wizard gif

[heirtothethroneofslytherin]

i love how in the goblet of fire when harry goes to meet with the other three champions, viktor and fleur are like wtf but cedric isn’t really shocked

“yeah this shit happens all the time not surprised was expecting harry to be chosen first tbh”

I, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

Harry James Potter [at any given time] (via incorrect-harry-potter-quotes)